[Ahmad Pervez]

Ahmad Pervez

July 31, 2008 at 1:43 pm #231

DEAR FRIENDS,

WHEN I GOT THIS MAIL FROM AN OLD FRIEND- I COULD NOT RESIST PASSING THIS ON:

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket/Soccer 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can’t Seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but
the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain
about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-
Alimony- Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to
give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5
and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system
to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend
Dresses/Sarees 2.1, shoes 6.9 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application
is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Thanks & Regards

tech support

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